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Kris:
"The memories your family cherishes, are the mental scars you'll have to live with."

"I ride the short bus because they accept me there."

"I was having a good day, and then I woke up."

"I'm a cynical pessimist."

"Never doubt what you've got, doubt what you think you want."

"Second hand munchies... What a bitch."

"I'd rather be mini-golfing."

"Hypocrisy is amazing through the actions of the ignorant."

"Rockin' the Short Bus!!"

"Remember, when God closes a door he opens a window... So you have something to jump out of."

"Religion can go to Hell."

"Was that...? That was beaner music!"

"Religion is the true source of pure evil."

Robert:
"I read 'To laugh is to risk appearing a fool.' as 'To laugh is to risk appearing food."

James:
"Be naughty...save Santa the trip."

Josh:
"I hacked an open source web site for their code... Oh what the fuck."

"How dare you take advantage of me while I'm gay...err, drunk!"

"We're racists, we're racists!"

Miscellaneous:
"Most people are like slinkies, worthless, but fun to push down stairs."

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for it or anything,but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?"

"Normal (My definition): What the majority of people or things are. How the majority acts, looks and feels is considered 'normal.'"

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